Life is far too important to be taken seriously...

graceebooks:

that strange twinge you just felt was your immortal soul being sold to yahoo

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(Source: mensrightsactivist)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted as that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

takethewesttraintopanicstation:

On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

no1canstopus:

Am I the only one who measures time using songs? “Oh it only took me 4 songs to get here! that’s not too long!